MrMalcolmTucker: '100 years ago, Malthus said we'd all starve, well we're...
MrMalcolmTucker: '100 years ago, Malthus said we'd all starve, well we're still here'. Apart from those who've starved to death in Africa, obviously #bbcqt
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Does 1.5 on the Richter scale count as an earthquake? London...
MrMalcolmTucker: Does 1.5 on the Richter scale count as an earthquake? London has one of them every time Eric Pickles takes his seat in the Commons #bbcqt
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Julia Hartley-Brewer is about as good at delivering sarcasm...
MrMalcolmTucker: Julia Hartley-Brewer is about as good at delivering sarcasm as Royal Mail are at delivering the post #bbcqt
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: 'All players currently be playing in the Premier League...
MrMalcolmTucker: 'All players currently be playing in the Premier League wouldn't be allowed'. Problem? #bbcqt
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Well I don't know about policies, but Johnson apparently...
MrMalcolmTucker: Well I don't know about policies, but Johnson apparently took all the charisma #bbcqt
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: RT @Sean_Neagle: @ThirdReading Its as subtle as her make-up.
MrMalcolmTucker: RT @Sean_Neagle: @ThirdReading Its as subtle as her make-up.
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @renarde All well and good, apart from the fact that neither...
MrMalcolmTucker: @renarde All well and good, apart from the fact that neither of us criticised her just because she's female
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @renarde big difference between commenting on an aspect that...
MrMalcolmTucker: @renarde big difference between commenting on an aspect that relates to her being female, and commenting 'just because' she's female
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @renarde wasn't actually my comment, mine was derogatory to...
MrMalcolmTucker: @renarde wasn't actually my comment, mine was derogatory to the royal mail :) but I thought it was an important distinction to make
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: 'Honey 2' looks like utter shit. 'Dancing is the way I say...
MrMalcolmTucker: 'Honey 2' looks like utter shit. 'Dancing is the way I say the things I wanna say'. Never heard of Twitter then?
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Fuck Jack Bauer. John Stape is fucking invincible! #corrie
MrMalcolmTucker: Fuck Jack Bauer. John Stape is fucking invincible! #corrie
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Nice to see whoever designed the Olympic torch took their...
MrMalcolmTucker: Nice to see whoever designed the Olympic torch took their inspiration from the top of a cheapo Zippo lighter #london2012
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Hi Ed. There are strikes tomorrow. Did you notice? #pmqs
MrMalcolmTucker: Hi Ed. There are strikes tomorrow. Did you notice? #pmqs
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @Old_Holborn clearly you're in the posh bit
MrMalcolmTucker: @Old_Holborn clearly you're in the posh bit
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: The Scheme...makes The Wire look like fucking Emmerdale
MrMalcolmTucker: The Scheme...makes The Wire look like fucking Emmerdale
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Could Louise Bagshawe love the sound of her own voice any...
MrMalcolmTucker: Could Louise Bagshawe love the sound of her own voice any more? Just get to the fucking point #hackgate
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @NukeSpoon Mensch, Bagshawe, Fuckwit. If the cap fits
MrMalcolmTucker: @NukeSpoon Mensch, Bagshawe, Fuckwit. If the cap fits
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @WhatsNextPeople I almost care. But cheers anyway
MrMalcolmTucker: @WhatsNextPeople I almost care. But cheers anyway
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: Well done to Louise Mensch for giving Piers Morgan a reason...
MrMalcolmTucker: Well done to Louise Mensch for giving Piers Morgan a reason to be smug twat, and for it to be actually valid. Idiot #hackgate
View ArticleMrMalcolmTucker: @aljwhite Its valid in that she has utterly fucked up in the...
MrMalcolmTucker: @aljwhite Its valid in that she has utterly fucked up in the 'evidence' she presented against him. That's not to say there isn't anything...
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